The Brain
Vigilante.
Four clinician-curated nootropics and adaptogens engineered for sustained cognitive precision — without stimulants, without crash, across 12-hour days.
Cognitive Architecture
Executive Biohacker
CEOs, physicians, and attorneys who track HRV, read the cortisol literature, and understand that cognitive output is the most valuable professional asset — and the most easily degraded by chronic stress load.
Mechanism
The afternoon cognitive collapse is not a willpower failure. It is an adenosine accumulation and cortisol dysregulation event. The Brain Vigilante addresses both — at source, not at the symptom.
This Apart
No proprietary blends. No underdosed complexes. Ashwagandha, full-dose Rhodiola Rosea, clinical probiotics, neuro-metabolic B-complex electrolytes, and 8-ingredient sleep science — each formula earns its place or it is not included.
The four formulas.
In sequence.
$35 – $89 individually
Bundled at $194.
The Brain Vigilante
4-Piece Ritual
Complete
Cognitive Protocol
Four formulas addressing the complete 24-hour cognitive cycle — morning nootropic priming, cortisol moderation through the day, neuro-metabolic electrolyte support, and sleep architecture recovery. Clinical sequencing, not random stacking.
The
Jetsetter.
Five clinician-curated formulas targeting every biological cascade that destroys performance across time zones — circadian disruption, immune suppression, cognitive fog, hydration deficit, inflammatory recovery.
Protocol
Global Executive
International executives, world-class athletes, and frequent travelers who cannot afford to lose two days to jet lag. Time zones are a variable. Your output is not.
Cascades Addressed
Circadian disruption · Immune suppression · Cognitive fog · Electrolyte depletion · Inflammatory recovery. The five biological events that degrade elite performance in transit — addressed in clinical sequence.
Bordeaux to Brisbane
Official wellness partner of Challenge International de Bordeaux. Active partner network across London, Dubai, Singapore, Sydney, and Beverly Hills. The travel supplement trusted by those who can fly anywhere and still need to perform when they land.
Five formulas.
Every cascade covered.
$35 – $89 individually
The Jetsetter
5-Piece Performance Ritual
Global Performance
Protocol
The most complete travel performance system available. Five formulas for circadian disruption, immune suppression, cognitive fog, dehydration, and inflammatory recovery — in clinical sequence. Trusted from Bordeaux to Beverly Hills to Brisbane.
The Glow
Financier.
Three clinician-curated formulas targeting skin integrity, hair vitality, cellular hydration, and immune resilience — the internal conditions that produce visible, lasting radiance.
Protocol
Wellness-Literate Woman
She has optimized her skincare routine and is now addressing the internal biology it depends on. She understands that radiance is a metabolic outcome — not a topical application.
Architecture
Chlorophyll-rich probiotic greens for micronutrient foundation. Elderberry and zinc immune resilience for the inflammatory environment that governs skin integrity. Premium electrolyte hydration for the cellular basis of visible glow.
Supplements
Not a collagen powder. Not a beauty gummy. Three clinical-grade formulas addressing the gut-skin axis, cellular hydration, and immune resilience — the biological triad that luxury skincare is ultimately dependent upon.
Three formulas.
The biology of radiance.
$35 – $89 individually
The Glow Financier
3-Piece Ritual
Internal Beauty
Protocol
Three formulas addressing the complete internal biology of visible radiance — gut-skin micronutrition, immune resilience, and cellular hydration. The first clinical-grade supplement system built specifically for the wellness-literate woman who has exhausted topical solutions.
The Power
Hitter.
Three clinical ergogenics for athletes who train without compromise. Micronised creatine, nitric oxide amplification, and BCAA tissue repair. No proprietary blends. No underdosed complexes. Clinical-grade inputs, full stop.
Stack
Competitive Athlete
Twice-daily trainers, competitive fencers, boxers, endurance athletes, and fitness biohackers who demand clean, clinical-grade ergogenics — not mass-market pre-workout stimulants with undisclosed blends.
Biological Phases
Micronised creatine for clean muscle power and ATP resynthesis. Nitric oxide booster for blood flow, endurance, and recovery speed. BCAA + Glutamine + B6 for tissue repair and protein synthesis. One system. Three phases. Zero compromise.
Elite Sport Partners
The clinical ergogenic stack trusted by Oka Kickboxing Club, competitive fencers at Challenge International de Bordeaux, and elite athletes across 40+ countries. Biohacker-approved. Athlete-tested. Clinician-designed.
Three ergogenics.
Every phase covered.
$35 – $55 individually
The Power Hitter
3-Piece Performance Ritual
Clinical Ergogenic
Stack
Three clinical ergogenics in biological sequence — creatine for muscle energy systems, nitric oxide for blood flow and endurance, BCAA + Glutamine for tissue repair. The complete clean athletic stack trusted by elite competitors worldwide. No proprietary blends. No stimulants. No compromise.
"Every formula begins with a clinical hypothesis. The ingredient is selected second. The brand story is told last. This sequence is non-negotiable — and it is why our formulas work where others merely claim to."
Herb Llama was founded by a Yale Physical Therapist with 30+ years across Fortune Global 100 organizations, UC Davis Health, and Columbia University. Every formula is designed from clinical mechanism first — not market research, not trend analysis, not competitor benchmarking. Each ingredient earns its place through peer-reviewed evidence and bioavailability science. If it cannot pass that test, it is not included.
For orders $500 and above, receive a private product guidance session with our clinical team — personally curated to your biology, training load, and performance demands.
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